“I went on this field trip to Washington DC with my Girl Scout troop. It ended up being ruined by my ex-friend who was being a bitch to one my friends. After a bad fight, my mom bought me a panda to make me feel better. I named it Dr. Drakken, after yours truly. We spent our way back to the hostel singing the Kim Possible theme song, and one girl said she should name her panda Shego. This act of kindness makes me question why my group of friends in GS tend to label the other girls as being snobs.”