“I don’t think that "scar” on Drakken’s face is a real scar at all. $10 says that he thought it’d make him look tough but he didn’t really want to injure himself nor could he stomach the pain of getting it tattooed on, so he literally takes a sharpie to his face every morning to keep up his “super evil appearance.”
“Wade was super creepy when he had a crush on Monique. I was cringing the whole time.”
“You know with there being people like Mama Lipsky and Cousin Eddie, I sometimes must stop and wonder if Dr. Drakken may actually be the sanest/most intelligent member of his family. That is a terrifying thought.”
“I ship Señor Senior Junior X Shego and was bitterly disappointed when he got together with Bonnie”
“Ron and Drakken are my Brotp. Seeing them fighting and singing at Christmas was just way too adorable. They need to hang out more. I can picture Ron introducing Drakken to The Naco. Something tells me that the diablo sauce would prove to be too much for Drakken’s sensitive tounge. A fatal mistake for any Bueno Nacho novice.”
“I get that they probably didn’t make Hego’s skin color blue to avoid having kids think he was at all related to Drakken (also blue skin seems to be a mark of evil in this world) but at the same time it bothers me that Hego is the only one of his siblings to have escaped having an inhuman skin pigmentation.”
“At first I really didn’t get why people would ship Shego with Drakken. She is way too good for him! Now I still think she could do much better, but I also understand why people think they’re such a good match, and I fully support the pairing.”
“I really think Bonnie is WAY more evil than Shego”
“Jack Hench’s Attitudeinator has got to be the best invention featured on the show. Too bad they never used it on Kim, that would have been interesting to say the least.”
